Woohoo~ Spring Break!!!
Last night, I finally got to go out with my friend, "E" aka "LiL Skanky", who was trying to "hook me up" with one of her boyfriend's friend. Ah, the life of the single gal! For the first time in what seemed like eons, I have exchanged phone numbers with a member of the male species. Now, to apply my nursing education into this situation...
How does this make me feel?
Well, I feel good. First, it is awfully flattering to find a guy eager to get your phone number. Although I don't know him well enough to say more, but I guess it could possibly be that 1, I seemed like an easy target because I was inebriated, 2, he could be one of those men who ask for everyone and their mom and grandmom's phone numbers, and last but not least, 3, he could be completely insane or blind. Now, just gauging from what I witnessed last night, it is highly unprobable that this man is blind. Insane, perhaps. After all, aren't all men who are attracted to me somewhat insane? But allow me to feel flattered, however imaginative this flattery is.
LiL Skanky attempted to do a PIE last night and failed miserably. Nursing diagnoses and such are much more difficult to do when one is not sober, it seems. A lesson learned. Her particular PIE was on the glass of beer I was working on half-assed-ly. I used to drink heavily back in the day, but since it became legal for me to imbibe in alcoholic beverages, I started to scale back. Number one reason would be that I do not wish to get a DUI, and secondly, I really hate getting up at 3AM for an emesis attack.
Skanky started her PIE with P being "patient not drinking enough beer." Obviously, it all went downhill from there. Yes, nursing students know how to part-ay.
posted by Haemi @ 10:45 AM
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